flufferoon:

I’m really good at avoiding social hangouts and then feeling lonely and guilty afterwards

(via hapricity)

wolantis:

(+18)
malefactoria:

Held up a movie theater audience at gunpoint during a showing of “Bambi.”

stargrooves:

Felt this needed to be put on here. Tumblr people would appreciate it much more than twitter people
zannab-sq:

daddymikeyway:

MY FRIEND WINS

YES
mikemcspooky:

ENLIST TODAY!
a haiku about cats

jimmypagesunderagedgirlfriend:

you are cute but please
stop stepping on my organs
ow that was my boob

(Source: controlledweirdness, via teenysidhe)

littleyellowpeaches: Do you have a pair of really nice shoes? If so, can I see them? Also, do you have a lucky number? Mine is 8.

one of my fav pairs of shoes
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and 8 is my lucky number too!!!

you guys i just wrote a song i’m really really proud of
i think i might have found my musical style
hopefully i can record it fully for you all soon

woodmeat:

wearing a hoodie with no shirt underneath is a unique sensation

(via spirit-0f-the-earth)